Comments | nakedmolerat56: idea for a horror movie death

nakedmolerat56

idea for a horror movie death

Jul 20, 2005 12:05

I do not claim to have the writing skills of, say, Angela Hamilton, but nonetheless I would still like to share my terrible horrible idea for a horror movie death. Be advised, if you do not want to read about my stupid idea, STOP READING. I promise I won't have anything important or interesting to say, anway. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 20 2005, 09:17:33 UTC

Hmmmm....X-spired or Battlefield Earth?...X-spired or Battlefield Earth?...Ummm...Let's go with X-spired.

Which is how it won't be the lowest grossing movie of all time. Pun intended.

chickenfker July 20 2005, 09:19:18 UTC

This is Mikey taking credit for his comment because he didn't realize he wasn't logged on. Monkeypoop.

anonymous July 20 2005, 09:20:30 UTC

You make me laugh!

chickenfker July 20 2005, 09:23:06 UTC

Who said that!?!?!?! Not me, Jeffy, not me!

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evybdylvsmkrmnd July 20 2005, 14:42:13 UTC

it could be made...ferguson is CREEPY at night...and the women's bathroom has lots of stalls...::thinking cap on::

nakedmolerat56 July 21 2005, 06:44:20 UTC

Which is, of course, where I was when the idea was born.

freeker_cnu July 20 2005, 15:06:43 UTC

Everyone is forgetting one fact.

During that whole bit of her freaking out, even over the music, the audience would hear her have diarrhea... yuck.

nakedmolerat56 July 21 2005, 06:44:51 UTC

Making the murder EVEN MORE GRUESOME!!!

chickenfker July 21 2005, 07:54:56 UTC

And that would be a shitty death.

anonymous July 20 2005, 21:31:19 UTC

First of all, I'm surprised by the number of qualifiers in parentheses you have in your story. Secondly, that has to be the worse way to die, either die on the crapper, or die as you try to escape shitting yourself.

Unbelievably tasteless. Would work well in a Wayans' Brothers movie (Beth Atkins, staff writer, Scary Movie III).

-J-"horrible image in my head"-Slice

nakedmolerat56 July 21 2005, 06:45:49 UTC

I have to agree with you on that one. I really wouldn't want to be covered in waste when they found my body. Yuck.

And the qualifiers are for the stupid and judgemental folk. :)

angelalala July 21 2005, 07:28:25 UTC

Dude, groooooooooooss. Did you ever see the movie Copycat? Cause that's a horror flick where someone gets killed in a bathroom late at night, and that shit IS totally scary. I've always been nervous going into a deserted many-stalled bathroom. The old girls' room in old Ferguson, before they renovated it, was especially scary - it was like filled with the ghosts of decades of angst-filled teenagers, and there's nothing scarier than that.

fallofsparrows July 23 2005, 12:33:54 UTC

Man, I didn't think anyone remembered Copycat but me. I got dragged to that thing at like age 11 because my older sister had the biggest crush on Harry Connick Jr. I wouldn't go into a bathroom at night for nearly a week.

Go mid-90s serial killer movies.

vuduchyl July 23 2005, 12:42:53 UTC

Hmm... Remember to file under "bedwetting cures"... :-P

nakedmolerat56 July 23 2005, 15:49:05 UTC

Harry Connick Jr. was in that movie?