Masturbation fantasies
OMFG.
Vicentico.
He's like part Hugh Laurie, part Frank Oral, part FUCK ME NOW.
Man, I've always thought he was kinda hot.
But after seeing Los Fabulosos Cadillacs last weekend? I cannot STOP thinking about this dude.
I spent half the fucking show creaming the panties I forgot to wear.
Yummy yummy yummy.
I'm not prone to celebrity crushes; I tend to be more attracted to people's personalities than their physical appearance (finding out someone's an asshole can totally ruin any physical attraction I had to begin with and finding out an unattractive person is a brilliant sweetie can do the opposite).
He even has a cane he could beat me with.
Vicentico.
He's like part Hugh Laurie, part Frank Oral, part FUCK ME NOW.
Man, I've always thought he was kinda hot.
But after seeing Los Fabulosos Cadillacs last weekend? I cannot STOP thinking about this dude.
I spent half the fucking show creaming the panties I forgot to wear.
Yummy yummy yummy.
I'm not prone to celebrity crushes; I tend to be more attracted to people's personalities than their physical appearance (finding out someone's an asshole can totally ruin any physical attraction I had to begin with and finding out an unattractive person is a brilliant sweetie can do the opposite).
He even has a cane he could beat me with.