Chuck Norris never stops...

Mar 11, 2009 22:00

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fenterbug March 12 2009, 15:18:56 UTC
I didn't even want to see the post. All /I/ needed was that heading!

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drhoss March 13 2009, 12:19:47 UTC
Nor does Chuck Norris ever sleep...he waits.

Also........

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

And, Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to this site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.

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