When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
And, Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to this site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
And, Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn't submitted them to this site because he doesn't believe in any form of submission.
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