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[nalsa]

Ok, look. There is always - always - the same guy in the box that the coaches and family sit in at Wimbledon's centre court. The camera never really looks at him, but he's always there. He's been there for years, with his neat little grey goatee and impeccable suit and wide-brimmed hat, and he seems perfectly intent on the tennis. But he can't be

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[hooloovoo_42]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you!

[achariya]

The Doctor, clearly.

[dan_lane]

He's the Max Mosley of Tennis, except the things they caught him doing were so bad that they erased him from the history books and nobody talks to him or about him.

That's why the cameras never concentrate on him and nobody ever talks to him, when he arrives at centre court the ushers look at their shoes and tut as he walks past. The collar of his impeccable suit is moist. Moist with the tears of unfathomable sorrow. When nobody is looking, Cliff Richard throws strawberries at the back of his head.

It's not his fault he did what he did, he just really likes swans.