thank you

[namcopunk]

i would like to thank the academy for this oppurtunity to stand on stage in front of the whole world and say "fuck you, i'm better than you" (crowd boos). yes yes yes i know, it sucks to be you but let's face it...i rock. i rocked so hard that i was given a gold statue that resembles my penis---sword included--and paraded upon this stage by a hot

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[towerof]

and you would get a standing ovation from kristen

[atexandisplaced]

and stefani, as well.
i might even throw my bra on stage for ya...

[towerof]

im gonna throw stefani on stage.

shes what i wear in my intimate areas.

[atexandisplaced]

hot.