First Command

[namcuius]

If anyone can hear this, would someone tell me what in the world is going on here?! I. Have a cat tail sicking out from behind and I am quite sure there are cat ears on my head as well. Not to mention the sky and the grass are all in the wrong colours - if someone out there is trying to imitate Wonderland then you're doing a distasteful job at it.

Comments

[iussuerus]

Ah, it is cat ears for you, Young Master? I will have to resist the urge to pet you, how unfortunate... I had been expecting dog ears, but perhaps there is a feline side to you that I do not know about.

[ooc: strikes deleted, bwahaha.]

[namcuius]

Stop jabbering about the cat ears and answer my question! Do you know where we are?

[iussuerus]

I have not had a chance to investigate further, but this is no doubt an alternate dimension of sorts. We were apparently brought here by owls.

[namcuius]

Alternate dimension.

...and owls.

What.

[thebloodyjuliet]

Where the dog goes, the master isn't far behind, hm? What an interesting little twist to make this place all the more bearable.

[namcuius]

...you.

What are you doing here?

[thebloodyjuliet]

Now, is that anyway to greet your dear aunt's caretaker?

No you did not see my fail okay.

[namcuius]

A caretaker who happened to kill off his own master. I doubt anyone would want a caretaker like you after that whole incident.