Wombat: so I am sitting here with this wad in my proboscis
Weasel: ...no one's ever said that before?
Wombat: probably not
Wombat: but it was a good use of the word proboscis
Wombat: so I had to go for it

I am a tad bit intoxicated.

Reminder: Add Liz to friends list lemoninterupt irony in that lemon drops are what got me a tad bit intoxicated.

I have been 21 for about 49 mins.

::bows::

Happy Birthday to my favorite kitty.

Hello, My name is Jena and I am an unapologetic pack rat ( Read more... )

I need a nap.

HA HA! I am logged in as Jena! I can wreak havoc in Livejournal-land!

*wreaks much havoc*

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I would like to wreak more havoc but I seem to be running a little short.

...muahahahahaha!

Love and snarky kisses,
Sugarpuss

A moment of tranquility ( Read more... )

I am a little bit disturbed. I feel very out of it. Today I need to call and get my medication refilled.

When Gary Oldman tried to lose 30 pounds to play Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy his efforts were so successful that he ended up in the hospital with malnutrition.