(Untitled)

[namelessjon]

So I just got back from Tennessee, and am now safely snuggled back in Portlandia. This is not entirely true. At the time that I am able to post this entry, I will indeed be in snuggled back in Portlandia, but at the moment I am 30,000 some odd feet above the ground in an explosive tube of death. So its possible that at the time that the first

Comments

[hystericalrealm]

Jon,

I enjoyed this entry mucho. Especially the condor part.

Cheers.

[nightplayer]

I did a report on condors in like elementary school. All about how they were big. Real big.

I mean like really fucking big, like, honestly, how big are condors? Damn big, that's how. Big, I mean. Glad you like Ultravisitor, dick.

It's good to know I could use diregarded trash just as much as I could use a newly bought bottle of beer. Also that you didn't waste any beer, and wasted coke instead. I wonder how much difference the type of bottle makes? If you could get on that soon, we'd really appreciate it back at the agency.