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[namelessjon]

Once again, I have no time to write a good post. Instead I will post a paper I wrote in high school. but first, some background.

I wrote this paper for AP English my last (junior) year of high school. Then assignment was to write a "How to" paper explaining how to do something. when my teacher read my paper, she thought it was so good that she

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[kdollarsign]

oh god jon it's beautiful

[namelessjon]

its best not to look directly at it

[neverwhispered]

so that's how you got into college, too?! fuck, our secret's out!

(i swear this must be the reason that colleges require freshmen to take intro essay-writing courses: to deprogram them of all the a.p. brainwashing.)

[namelessjon]

I actually did use this thing on my application to Reed. I didn't mention the Zero/Suspension thing though

[angeleyes8410]

As a future English teacher I want to give you a standing ovation!! If you were my student I would have laughed, told you that I'm glad that you have figured out what I figured out when I took my AP (not to mention honors) classes, and then give you a big fat A+++. Plus a few extra credit points from deviating from the normal mundane essays everyone does thinking that's what teachers want to read.

I love it!! Good job!! Will you marry me? :)

[namelessjon]

I'm sorry, I'm married to the church. or maybe its the mob. i'm definitely married to something

[angeleyes8410]

Ahhh too bad. Guess I'll have to find someone else to marry ... my loss! :)

[neverwhispered]

no wonder you bear a resemblance to michelle pfeiffer.