HOLY GOD. I had forgotten about some of those. Wow. That hurts my muscles that hurt when I laugh. I was thinking about the "then he swallowed his tongue" joke today. Hilarious.
oh yeah! why isn't that one in there with the rest? I'll write it here:
Three guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders a Gin Martini. The Second guy orders a Vodka Martini. The Last guy goes into an epileptic fit and swallows his tongue.
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Three guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders a Gin Martini. The Second guy orders a Vodka Martini. The Last guy goes into an epileptic fit and swallows his tongue.
Huzzah!
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