Once again, I have no time to write a good post. Instead I will post a paper I wrote in high school. but first, some background.

I wrote this paper for AP English my last (junior) year of high school. Then assignment was to write a "How to" paper explaining how to do something. when my teacher read my paper, she thought it was so good that she ( Read more... )

I spent a bit of time trying post a bunch of pics from Renn Fayre, but now I will give up as I am a lazy shit. Instead I will just post links to other peoples pictures.

http://dantoffey.sharpsharpsharp.com

Well bitches, Renn Fayre is come and gone. Too much happened for a good narrative so I'll do this in list form. This will probably make more sense once I get pictures up ( Read more... )

today I built the frame for an 8 foot tall Bowser. Tomorrow it gets the chicken wire, papier mache, and paint. He will be terrifying. He will eat you and you will be delicious ( Read more... )

10 minutes before class, lets make this quick ( Read more... )

So I just got back from Tennessee, and am now safely snuggled back in Portlandia. This is not entirely true. At the time that I am able to post this entry, I will indeed be in snuggled back in Portlandia, but at the moment I am 30,000 some odd feet above the ground in an explosive tube of death. So its possible that at the time that the first ( Read more... )

I saw Kill Bill the other day and it was real good. I like the part with the choppy and the YAH! and the fsssshhh (sound of blood) and then she Chops her Arm right the fuck off! and she's all like AWW FUCK!!!! My ARM!! JESUS!! And then all those other guys come in they're all like Oh god! We're the worst swordsmen ever!! And then Uma Thurman uses ( Read more... )

Today was easter. I was, for the most part, completely ignorant of this fact. People at Reed generally aren't of the religious persuasion, but that didn't stop them from celebrating this most holy of holidays. Thats right, there was a pabst hunt in the library. I didn't get any work done, but I did walk away with a shitload of free beers. Hurray!

A hangover is god's way of telling you that last night was awesome

A massive hangover is god's way of telling you that last night was really awesome. yeah html, you's my bitch now.

see that above two line bit o goodness? Thats the kind of thing those fuckers over at the betterthanhaiku community love so much. I call them fuckers because they are ( Read more... )

Much to the chagrin of those around him our hero burst into flames and ran screaming into the night, but thats a whole other story ( Read more... )