Laws of the Marines

[namimorimarine]

The time of post is currently 19:23GLST with a temperature of 52°F and clear skies. The SS Namimori has been secured and the herbivores removed from the premises.

I have bounty posters and all pirates that are currently wanted will be bitten to death. On that note, all pirates that are currently, even have been or ever plan to be irritating

Comments

[threeswordsgirl]

And how many pirates have you 'bitten' to death so far, Marine?

[namimorimarine]

Ever hear of Buggy the Clown?

[threeswordsgirl]

That idiot? Yeah, I've had the misfortune.

[namimorimarine]

How about Donquixote Doflamingo?

[black_hat_cat]

You feed your bird ground beef? What kind of bird is it?

[namimorimarine]

A yellow canary.

[black_hat_cat]

That hardly seems healthy, but I suppose it couldn't hurt in moderation.

[namimorimarine]

You have a bird?

[super_sniper]

My good friend Usopp-kun tells me you're looking for me.

[namimorimarine]

Are you the hero from Sniper Island?

[super_sniper]

Guilty as charged!

[namimorimarine]

Go away. I have no interest in talking to you. Especially if someone told you to speak to me.

[touchmytrident]

Such a waste.

[namimorimarine]

Your comment?

[touchmytrident]

No. This entire post.

My comment is the only worthy thing here.

[namimorimarine]

Next time, I'll ban you from my journal.

[touchmytrident]

Then I'll just start a new one.

[namimorimarine]

I refuse. Especially with that icon.