1. How am I feeling today?: wheezy but relieved ( Read more... )

its hard to know what to do when you are at a cross road and all the roads are on fire in its own way it is comforting because you set all the fires yourself so it almost doesn't matter what happens as long as you don't wait to long because you know you'll burn to death if you just stand there ( Read more... )

as my mood slips like a disk and i listen to music designed to heighten my already excentuated feelings of isolation which is just a fall back for obsesive compulsive narcisism and i can't tell where the walls are any more so am i still in prison or have i been released ( Read more... )

sometimes it's cathartic to write ( Read more... )

as a teacher who has not flipped out and gone home early i feel a date drawing inexorably closer. it is a date special to all americans one we revere above virtually all others. april 15th looms ever closer, yes tax day ( Read more... )

i'm fuct off my sass oin absinth ( Read more... )

okay so was the monkey thing

that whole ass licking thing was just a joke you monkey

i have recenttly learned that an adult japanese man in his mid forties or fifties that is to drunk to stand at 10 pm can with out error grope his female companion on the train. more importantly he is able to reason out the proper trajectory required for sliding a hand up said female companions skirt with a reasonable degree of accuracy.

after four months of alchol poisoning and playing the "where did all my money go game" i am opting for pro-activity ( Read more... )