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The landing of the Barge could have been far better, and has raised a concern for the lives of the citizens in the typically careless driving of this vehicle. Though this was the first time I have heard of people being crushed by it, I would like to formally request that Captain Kirk be returned to the pilot's seat.

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Surface dwellers have strange holidays. What is the purpose in celebrating mischief? I was under the impression that modern surface dwellers no longer worshiped Loki...or am I mistaken?

This...again? Is it a lack of creativity, senility, or a disturbing fetish on the part of the Admiral?

I am aware that Ace has obtained your aid in creating a piece of technology that would help skim the debris off the surface of the ocean, assisting in attempts to clean up the waters. I was wondering if I could be present when you work on this technology.

I am gaining the distinct impression that this world was conceived of by a twelve year old girl. Still, it is preferable, I suppose, to being murdered in various horrible ways.

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Though it would be unsurprising, considering our track record with ports, if these hearts grew fangs and began devouring our flesh.

I demand the immediate execution of the one called the Rani!

Seeing as my current inability to feel my left foot keeps me from leaving this bed, I was wondering if anyone could bring me a gallon of salt water.

Having read the pamphlet and seen the warden, Kirks, crimes against Shego, as well as Sexby's against his own wife, I wish to aid you in any way possible.

[OOC: Namor is unaffected, but mirror Namor is gentle and demure. Raised by a humble human ship captain, he's self conscious about his Atlantean heritage.]

Where are Captain Kirk's quarters?

Billy, thank you for the clay and the tiny shrimp. I am keeping some in their tiny container so they do not all get eaten immediately.

Rube, I thank you, though I have no purpose for this substance.

Jackman, thank you...I suspect you must have been vague as I don't believe you know...but thank you.