Ho ho ho.
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Merry Christmas Matt!
I can't draw and I can't write, but SECRTLy I can sew some. This is a representation of life in Florida; cool beach art: facts, framing (?) blue water and pink falmingos. Plus, it's a centerpiece you can use year round, or hide in your closet in shame, your choice!
MERRY CHRASTMAS! [sic]
Love,
Ron.
