Heating Tortillas and scrambled eggs

[namus]

I perform a ritual at home, every single day.

8:00 am - Open the fridge door. Check for food. Empty. Shut the door.

8:15 am - Repeat.

8:30 am - Repeat.

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9:00pm - Repeat.

I've come to this conclusion about me and my roommate - Most people starve because they don't have the money to feed themselves, we starve because we're lazy! We've

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[ma7ur]

the essentials!

1)tortillas (wheat ones dont have that awkward smell)
2) eggs (i have a 90 eg dabba in my fridge)
3) ice cream (yep, even if it is -4 outside)
4) doritos/chips (loads of em)
5) salsa (not the dance, yet something thats made of tomato n used like a dip, i eat it as curry)
6) loaves of bread n ofcourse bottles of jam!
7) female desis in the building (since nobody ever locks their appt, u can sneak in n gorge if u know their class schedule! )

my 7 point kitchen survival guide!

hope it helps.......

[namus]

1, 2 work for me. 3,4,5 would be out of stock in a couple of days! I hate 6, I'd feel like I'm being force fed if I saw bread. & is ruled out as we happen to be the only 'desis' in the building and that has its own advantages. ;)

[ma7ur]

hmmmm, u need 2 tell me how being the only 'desis' helps!

cud be helpful in the future....

[psychog]

this is a bwahahaha post! no hard feelings tho.

[namus]

Well let me offer you two options:

1. You get drunk, come back and read this post. It will look much better.

2. Get me drunk and I'll use my alcohol-generated-creative-high to write a better post.

So which one is it going to be?!

[psychog]

Now i tell yu one thing....I was already drunk when i read ur post... Hahahaha...

[fus]

lazier solution : put the tortilla on a pan, pour the egg, spread the egg, flip
(heat and oil are assumed)