I present to you:
Part chihuahua, part miniature dachshund, all fug. And on top of all that my aunt has saddled him with the moniker of "Taco". She said she didn't pay much for him and I'm like damn, woman. You shouldn't have paid anything for a pooch that ugly. They should have paid *you* a small fortune to take him off their hands.
Poor little dude. Guess looks aren't everything.
Here's a picture of his back so you get the full horror of his markings:
His bottom half is chihuahua but I don't know where those black spots came from. I've never seen a dachshund with those markings. I'm guessing there was a throw-down between the chihuahua DNA and the dachshund DNA and nobody won, least of all the poor pup.
Man. Hopefully he'll develop a good personality, cause he sure ain't gonna get by on his looks.