Again, I’ve left an update go too long… it takes effort to write one, and then the time between them gets longer and they take longer to write because there’s more to say blah blah blah.

London was freaking fantastic. I couldn’t be bothered doing a giant update about it because I’ve repeated the story to so many people so far. In a nutshell - ( Read more... )

so we all know i cant get maried. boo hoo to me. whatever.  i just re-checked the meaning of de facto partners on the government site and i can be in a de facto relationship!!!! wooooooooo!!!!

32DA Meaning of de facto partner

(1) In an Act, a reference to a
de facto partner is a reference to either 1 of 2 persons who are living together as a couple ( Read more... )

Feels like I have always known you
And I swear I dreamt about you
All those endless nights I was alone
It's like I've spent forever searching
Now I know that it was worth it
With you it feels like I am finally home

Fallen head over heels
Thought I knew how it feels
But with you it's like the first day of my life

Cuz you leave me speechless
When you talk to ( Read more... )

clearly im in london at the moment and will do an update when i get home but i just had to say...

i went to a private club last night because i was on the guest list (friends in the right places).  free vodka etc.  but the best part?

£25,000.00 bottles of champagne

going down like water.

and it gets better...

i'm going back tonight :D

I LOVE MY LIFE ( Read more... )

"In Arizona, for example, first cousins are allowed to marry only if both are sixty-five or older or the couple can prove to a judge "that one of the cousins is unable to reproduce." (So much for the idea that marriage is about procreation.)"

and people think that gay marriage is wrong?? why?? when you can fuck your own cousin and marry them!  as ( Read more... )

"religion is something for people to believe in who don't believe enough in themselves"

finally someone has simplified what i believe into one sentence

This is cute:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrzVI_5UK3c

recap of my weekend:

beehive

fiiiifiiiiiiii
oh do shut up
thank you

morning
evening
midday
ten past seven

how do you know if you've got memory loss?

*ring* passing on the left
walking on the right
stopping by the lake
looking at the ducks

why are you home from work early?
i shit my pants
i hope they weren't mine

who decides which chickens become roasts and which ( Read more... )

you:  so dee what been happening in your life recentely? havnt seen an update on the ol ell jay ( Read more... )

i wish you were there this morning when i woke up.  it's not the same to wake up alone.  i like it when you're the first thing i see; i smile as soon as i see you.

stupid sleeping by myself.  stupid parents.  stupid living so far away.  stupid not having my own house.

one day...