The Best Conversation, ever
Here it lies the greatest conversation I myself have ever been witness to, I wept I cried I "danced the dance of the four great kings" If ye of strong heart, then proceed but be warned of its powers over ye soul. (not intended for those who suffer from motion sickness or pregnant women)
ChubbyCox 522: I like how your screen name has 69 in it
ChubbyCox 522: it made me giggle
Dustin: giggle like a little girl?
Dustin: or like a burly panda?
Dustin: the creepy kind that follow me
ChubbyCox 522: No I meant jiggle
Dustin: jiggle like a little girl?
Dustin: or like a burly panda?
Dustin: the creepy kind that follow me
ChubbyCox 522: I eat pandas
Dustin: how ironic..."eat pandas" rhymes with "eliminate"
ChubbyCox 522: exactly!
ChubbyCox 522: how did you know?
Dustin: know?...i don't know it...i feel it
Dustin: time is a seductive mistress...only you can prevent forest fires
ChubbyCox 522: Revenge is a dish best served cold with a white wine
Dustin: and fava beans
Dustin: fava beans with tesicles...
ChubbyCox 522: Beaver testicles!
Dustin: NO!
ChubbyCox 522: roar!
Dustin: you crossed the line this time
ChubbyCox 522: oh no you didn't!
Dustin: dont go there
Dustin: ill do wut i want
ChubbyCox 522: beaver + testicles = Huffy Mountain bike
Dustin: true...
Dustin: so true...
Dustin: you've made your point
Dustin: now free the souls of the indian slaves, or i will have my revenge
ChubbyCox 522: no I shall keep them at work in my chocolate mines
ChubbyCox 522: must...have....more....chocolate
Dustin: heh...you will...keep your eyes on the prize
Dustin: cut the ones that refuse to work...cut them with a large spoon
ChubbyCox 522: and feed there souls to the others
ChubbyCox 522: do it now!!!!!
Dustin: I WILL NOT!
Dustin: LIFE'S A GARDEN...DIG IT
ChubbyCox 522: nay!
ChubbyCox 522: never
ChubbyCox 522: I would eat the rotting caracas of my dead puppy first
Dustin: HA!...FOOL...ive done that already
ChubbyCox 522: no!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChubbyCox 522: you ate fluffy?
Dustin: ate him...?
Dustin: i devoured the lil bastarf
Dustin: *bastard
ChubbyCox 522: you ate bastarf too?
ChubbyCox 522: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Dustin: sure...why not...he was a bastard too
ChubbyCox 522: damn you, when will you ever learn that crime doesn't pay, talking attack pony?
Dustin: midgets come and go...a fruity pie is forever
ChubbyCox 522: w00t w00t
ChubbyCox 522: n00b
Dustin: noob?! im L33T bitch
ChubbyCox 522: L33T
ChubbyCox 522: ha ha!
ChubbyCox 522: you fool
ChubbyCox 522: 1337 = r0x0rz my b0x0rz
ChubbyCox 522: ha ha!
Dustin: HOKATOKAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dustin: hack the planet
ChubbyCox 522: nay, kill all seals
ChubbyCox 522: they hide over the coveted mithril mines!
Dustin: the ether in their minds poisons you
ChubbyCox 522: Use a phoenix down!
Dustin: should you fall in the battle with the lizard people...i will eat your flesh and gain your strength
ChubbyCox 522: no use a GF Force and command Dagger to use the Atamos summons and then bequeath your dagger of doom to the forest elf king
Dustin: if only it were that easy...noob...
ChubbyCox 522: the forest king would then of course summon the dragon elders who would use their wands of pacifism to banish the evil king back to the lands of mirkwood
Dustin: time abhors a paradox...damn the man...save the empire
ChubbyCox 522: get the galbadian concubines
Dustin: ha! you didnt read the fine print...galbadians are known for their flaming homosexuality
ChubbyCox 522: except in rare cases of XXYY chromasomes, in which case they are born with incredibly large breasts
Dustin: once again...read the fine print...the XXYY situation only occurs if the spirit monkey tackles the forest chimp on the night of swullen anal sex
ChubbyCox 522: but only when galbadias grand elders assemble for a night of mischevious tomfoolery including the grabbing of one anothers testicles in moments of sheer glee as they throw caution to the wind and declare the Bush administration to be too left wing for their tastes while proclaiming that Cheez-its are in fact superior to cheese nips
ChubbyCox 522: I seem to be victorious
ChubbyCox 522: hail satan
Dustin: satan...he would lick your anus if he had the chance
ChubbyCox 522: been there done that
ChubbyCox 522: fool
Dustin: can we punch the midgets today? or will your liberal friends stop me again?
ChubbyCox 522: No I killed their mothers three sundays ago, we shall not worry again of them
Dustin: excellent...then everything is going as planned
Dustin: the pieces of the puzzle are finally falling in place
ChubbyCox 522: I have yet to find the monkeys testicles of lake erie
Dustin: WHAT!...IDIOT!...
Dustin: find them
Dustin: NOW!
ChubbyCox 522: I fear for my life captain!
Dustin: fear is for is for goats and the gays...
ChubbyCox 522: aren't they the same thing though?
Dustin: find the fairie prince...break his legs before he sings his song of rape
ChubbyCox 522: I've located him, but his testicles are the size of ripe cantelope
Dustin: just as i expected...
Dustin: you'll have to find another source of urine balloons
ChubbyCox 522: I've located the mounties of yorkshire, shall I dispose of them, or feed them to the cats like last time?
Dustin: i trust your judgement...you've already proven yourself when you ate the babies of Holland and saved the Witchata cock teasers
ChubbyCox 522: Dustin I'd like to thank you for the greatest converation in my entire life
Dustin: i can only extend the same gratitude to the greatest mind ive ever met
ChubbyCox 522: let us now pray to the great demon unicorn of hades, for without her none of this could have been possible
Dustin: unicorn of hades?!...i only give praise to the gerbil of mars...
ChubbyCox 522: heretic! you shall burn at the cross!
Dustin: hahahaha...not with the gerbils protection and guidance
ChubbyCox 522: they are foolhardy! You assume too much, the unicorn is a firey and purifying minister of the great midget king
Dustin: your ignorance has been made clear...the gerbil uses the midget king in his plan for domination over all the cheese
ChubbyCox 522: no fool, you underestimate the prowess of the great midget king! the eye sees all!
Dustin: if only you could see...you are blinded by the forlorn hope of shadow puppets dancing at your bedside
ChubbyCox 522: they tantalize me with their seductive dance of seductiion, I long for their gentle touch
Dustin: it is a sad story you tell...but i must do what i was taught and chop you into little pieces while offerings your remains to the fallen warriors of the gerbil
ChubbyCox 522: I no longer fear death, offer my testicles as playthings to his children
Dustin: as was told by the gerbil lord himself, it shall be done
Dustin: i'll also poke you with a stick for good measure
ChubbyCox 522: then at last I may finally be able to pass into the realm of fallen warlords with a mind at ease
ChubbyCox 522: Will they weep at my passing? nay, they will remember the strength and courage of my clan as we bravely fought back attcks by the wicked prince of theives
Dustin: damn you robin hood...damn you to hell
Dustin: where have all the cowboys gone?
ChubbyCox 522: I shall make a feast of your unborn children
ChubbyCox 522: the answer to that question is rectum
Dustin: as always...
Dustin: TTFN
ChubbyCox 522: your beauty coupled with your mysterious ways draw me towards you like a moth to the flame
ChubbyCox 522: goodbye forever lone vixen, torturerer of my heart
Dustin: i said TTFN...our dance is over...the four richest kings of the world are not pleased with our actions
Dustin: word of our exploits has already traveled...move swiftly now, or we shall surely fall
ChubbyCox 522: cue the demon princess!
ChubbyCox 522: she shall be our saviour!
Dustin: hahahahahahahaha.....have you learned nothing?
Dustin: noob
ChubbyCox 522: my apologies my penis betrays me once more
Dustin: ttfn = ta ta for now
-tigger
ChubbyCox 522: I like how your screen name has 69 in it
ChubbyCox 522: it made me giggle
Dustin: giggle like a little girl?
Dustin: or like a burly panda?
Dustin: the creepy kind that follow me
ChubbyCox 522: No I meant jiggle
Dustin: jiggle like a little girl?
Dustin: or like a burly panda?
Dustin: the creepy kind that follow me
ChubbyCox 522: I eat pandas
Dustin: how ironic..."eat pandas" rhymes with "eliminate"
ChubbyCox 522: exactly!
ChubbyCox 522: how did you know?
Dustin: know?...i don't know it...i feel it
Dustin: time is a seductive mistress...only you can prevent forest fires
ChubbyCox 522: Revenge is a dish best served cold with a white wine
Dustin: and fava beans
Dustin: fava beans with tesicles...
ChubbyCox 522: Beaver testicles!
Dustin: NO!
ChubbyCox 522: roar!
Dustin: you crossed the line this time
ChubbyCox 522: oh no you didn't!
Dustin: dont go there
Dustin: ill do wut i want
ChubbyCox 522: beaver + testicles = Huffy Mountain bike
Dustin: true...
Dustin: so true...
Dustin: you've made your point
Dustin: now free the souls of the indian slaves, or i will have my revenge
ChubbyCox 522: no I shall keep them at work in my chocolate mines
ChubbyCox 522: must...have....more....chocolate
Dustin: heh...you will...keep your eyes on the prize
Dustin: cut the ones that refuse to work...cut them with a large spoon
ChubbyCox 522: and feed there souls to the others
ChubbyCox 522: do it now!!!!!
Dustin: I WILL NOT!
Dustin: LIFE'S A GARDEN...DIG IT
ChubbyCox 522: nay!
ChubbyCox 522: never
ChubbyCox 522: I would eat the rotting caracas of my dead puppy first
Dustin: HA!...FOOL...ive done that already
ChubbyCox 522: no!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChubbyCox 522: you ate fluffy?
Dustin: ate him...?
Dustin: i devoured the lil bastarf
Dustin: *bastard
ChubbyCox 522: you ate bastarf too?
ChubbyCox 522: nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Dustin: sure...why not...he was a bastard too
ChubbyCox 522: damn you, when will you ever learn that crime doesn't pay, talking attack pony?
Dustin: midgets come and go...a fruity pie is forever
ChubbyCox 522: w00t w00t
ChubbyCox 522: n00b
Dustin: noob?! im L33T bitch
ChubbyCox 522: L33T
ChubbyCox 522: ha ha!
ChubbyCox 522: you fool
ChubbyCox 522: 1337 = r0x0rz my b0x0rz
ChubbyCox 522: ha ha!
Dustin: HOKATOKAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dustin: hack the planet
ChubbyCox 522: nay, kill all seals
ChubbyCox 522: they hide over the coveted mithril mines!
Dustin: the ether in their minds poisons you
ChubbyCox 522: Use a phoenix down!
Dustin: should you fall in the battle with the lizard people...i will eat your flesh and gain your strength
ChubbyCox 522: no use a GF Force and command Dagger to use the Atamos summons and then bequeath your dagger of doom to the forest elf king
Dustin: if only it were that easy...noob...
ChubbyCox 522: the forest king would then of course summon the dragon elders who would use their wands of pacifism to banish the evil king back to the lands of mirkwood
Dustin: time abhors a paradox...damn the man...save the empire
ChubbyCox 522: get the galbadian concubines
Dustin: ha! you didnt read the fine print...galbadians are known for their flaming homosexuality
ChubbyCox 522: except in rare cases of XXYY chromasomes, in which case they are born with incredibly large breasts
Dustin: once again...read the fine print...the XXYY situation only occurs if the spirit monkey tackles the forest chimp on the night of swullen anal sex
ChubbyCox 522: but only when galbadias grand elders assemble for a night of mischevious tomfoolery including the grabbing of one anothers testicles in moments of sheer glee as they throw caution to the wind and declare the Bush administration to be too left wing for their tastes while proclaiming that Cheez-its are in fact superior to cheese nips
ChubbyCox 522: I seem to be victorious
ChubbyCox 522: hail satan
Dustin: satan...he would lick your anus if he had the chance
ChubbyCox 522: been there done that
ChubbyCox 522: fool
Dustin: can we punch the midgets today? or will your liberal friends stop me again?
ChubbyCox 522: No I killed their mothers three sundays ago, we shall not worry again of them
Dustin: excellent...then everything is going as planned
Dustin: the pieces of the puzzle are finally falling in place
ChubbyCox 522: I have yet to find the monkeys testicles of lake erie
Dustin: WHAT!...IDIOT!...
Dustin: find them
Dustin: NOW!
ChubbyCox 522: I fear for my life captain!
Dustin: fear is for is for goats and the gays...
ChubbyCox 522: aren't they the same thing though?
Dustin: find the fairie prince...break his legs before he sings his song of rape
ChubbyCox 522: I've located him, but his testicles are the size of ripe cantelope
Dustin: just as i expected...
Dustin: you'll have to find another source of urine balloons
ChubbyCox 522: I've located the mounties of yorkshire, shall I dispose of them, or feed them to the cats like last time?
Dustin: i trust your judgement...you've already proven yourself when you ate the babies of Holland and saved the Witchata cock teasers
ChubbyCox 522: Dustin I'd like to thank you for the greatest converation in my entire life
Dustin: i can only extend the same gratitude to the greatest mind ive ever met
ChubbyCox 522: let us now pray to the great demon unicorn of hades, for without her none of this could have been possible
Dustin: unicorn of hades?!...i only give praise to the gerbil of mars...
ChubbyCox 522: heretic! you shall burn at the cross!
Dustin: hahahaha...not with the gerbils protection and guidance
ChubbyCox 522: they are foolhardy! You assume too much, the unicorn is a firey and purifying minister of the great midget king
Dustin: your ignorance has been made clear...the gerbil uses the midget king in his plan for domination over all the cheese
ChubbyCox 522: no fool, you underestimate the prowess of the great midget king! the eye sees all!
Dustin: if only you could see...you are blinded by the forlorn hope of shadow puppets dancing at your bedside
ChubbyCox 522: they tantalize me with their seductive dance of seductiion, I long for their gentle touch
Dustin: it is a sad story you tell...but i must do what i was taught and chop you into little pieces while offerings your remains to the fallen warriors of the gerbil
ChubbyCox 522: I no longer fear death, offer my testicles as playthings to his children
Dustin: as was told by the gerbil lord himself, it shall be done
Dustin: i'll also poke you with a stick for good measure
ChubbyCox 522: then at last I may finally be able to pass into the realm of fallen warlords with a mind at ease
ChubbyCox 522: Will they weep at my passing? nay, they will remember the strength and courage of my clan as we bravely fought back attcks by the wicked prince of theives
Dustin: damn you robin hood...damn you to hell
Dustin: where have all the cowboys gone?
ChubbyCox 522: I shall make a feast of your unborn children
ChubbyCox 522: the answer to that question is rectum
Dustin: as always...
Dustin: TTFN
ChubbyCox 522: your beauty coupled with your mysterious ways draw me towards you like a moth to the flame
ChubbyCox 522: goodbye forever lone vixen, torturerer of my heart
Dustin: i said TTFN...our dance is over...the four richest kings of the world are not pleased with our actions
Dustin: word of our exploits has already traveled...move swiftly now, or we shall surely fall
ChubbyCox 522: cue the demon princess!
ChubbyCox 522: she shall be our saviour!
Dustin: hahahahahahahaha.....have you learned nothing?
Dustin: noob
ChubbyCox 522: my apologies my penis betrays me once more
Dustin: ttfn = ta ta for now
-tigger