TW/SJA Fic: To Do List
To Do List
A TW/SJA story
Author: nancybrown
Characters: Lois, Ianto, Gwen, Jack, Johnson, OC
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: up through CoE
Warnings: humour
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: PG
Beta: amilyn, who puts up with me
Summary: "To Do: (slang) 1. n. time management list for organisational purposes. 2. n. a commotion, fuss, or quarrel."
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To Do List: L. Habiba
- process final payment forms for crews digging out and rebuilding Torchwood Hub
- interview prospective new employees per G. Cooper
- reorganise remaining Archives into alphabetical order rather than current incomprehensible system
- lunch
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- perform miraculous return from dead (see notes re: nanogenes, post-hypnotic suggestion on Hart, John (alias))
- determine what mess was caused by J. Harkness and G. Cooper during absence, and rectify (edit to add: see notes re: Carter, Steven and nanogenes, also Retcon)
- call Dr. M. most-awesome-surname-ever to ask her to contact the Doctor re: current whereabouts of J. Harkness
- put Archives back into proper order, alphabetising in Welsh as before
- lunch
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- explain, using small words as necessary, that others on the team do not speak Welsh and will need access to Archive materials
- mediate dispute between UNIT and home office re: disposition of Torchwood materials (edit to add: change locks again)
- begin employment paperwork for new team members per G. Cooper
- edit to add: clean up damage in Archive
To Do List: I. Jones
- teach L. Habiba Welsh and also system wherein materials in proximity to one another do not cause explosions
- network Mainframe with Mr. Smith to create false alien invasion threat for purpose of distracting UNIT and home office from bothering us
- ask Mr. Smith to locate last known position of J. Harkness per the Doctor and send message verbatim: "Stop being emo and come home. All is well. Love, I."
- perform background checks on prospective new employees per G. Cooper
To Do List: L. Habiba
- apologise to home office and UNIT for confusion, with confirmation that employee I. Jones has been given a reprimand
- sign out Retcon from storage for use on prospective employee with failed background check
- lunch with failed background check prospective employee
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- apologise to S.J. Smith for using her alien supercomputer for nefarious purposes, also for calling boyfriend
- order flowers for delivery to S.J. Smith's home per G. Cooper
- track down current location of pterodactyl via sheep disappearances
- requisition case of dark chocolate
- forward request from G. Cooper re: Torchwood Two to L. Habiba
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- plan welcome reception (coffee, pastries) for Dr. Iain Hyde and Agent Johnson
- requisition several cases of mutton per I. Jones
- call Torchwood Two re: recovery of files per G. Cooper and I. Jones (edit to add: never call Torchwood Two again)
- call home office re: autonomy of Torchwood Three and why it's better for everyone that way
- call UNIT liaison re: technology experts
- send coffee machine for repair (note: machine appears to have been badly re-engineered, or that could just be the bomb)
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- KILL THE BLASPHEMER explain to L. Habiba that this is not how things are run at Torchwood Three
- go to repair shop and steal back coffee machine, Retcon repairman
- make coffee for welcome reception
- greet J. Harkness at welcome reception
- (rest of calendar empty for the day)
- edit to add: stupid bloody Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- create purchase order for tinting of new glass on J. Harkness' office
- firing range training with G. Cooper
- email reminder of Torchwood sexual harassment policy to J. Harkness and I. Jones (edit to add: and Dr. I. Hyde)
- lunch with G. Cooper and K. Johnson
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- new employee training for K. Johnson, Dr. I. Hyde and L. Habiba re: how the Archives are organised and who makes the coffee around here
- set rota for maintenance and cleaning of common areas, including pterodactyl nesting area, noting that G. Cooper is currently on limited mobility
To Do List: L. Habiba
- create organisational chart to show Dr. I. Hyde that neither L. Habiba nor I. Jones are in fact janitorial staff
- explain to J. Harkness, using small words as necessary, that G. Cooper is at the top of the chart for a reason
- lunch with K. Johnson
- return call from UNIT liaison regarding prospective technology experts and file notes on same for later
- confirm operational ability of Hub CCTV system
- edit to add: make and deliver coffee for J. Harkness
To Do List: I. Jones
- remind Dr. I. Hyde of organisational chart
- remind J. Harkness that my job responsibilities were amended over a year ago when someone went on long-term unscheduled leave of absence
- lunch with J. Harkness
- continue work on recovering Mainframe from off-site servers
- edit to add: remind G. Cooper that we need to hire a technology expert
- edit to add: oh HELL no
To Do List: L. Habiba
- read resumes on file from UNIT personnel qualified for computing position per G. Cooper
- forward CCTV footage of expression on I. Jones' face to same, timestamp keyword "Coffee," subject: "Got you."
- edit to add: suppress urge to kill Dr. I. Hyde
To Do List: I. Jones
- reply to L. Habiba's email, subject: "Am got."
- interview prospective employees for new position
- remind J. Harkness of Torchwood sexual harassment policy re: prospective employees
- edit to add: early lunch with J. Harkness
- edit to add: inform L. Habiba that having J. Harkness reread the sexual harassment policy only makes him more creative worse
- edit to add: clean up Dr. I. Hyde's mess, again
- edit to add: make private list in diary of ways in which Dr. I. Hyde is much bigger wanker than Dr. O. Harper ever was
To Do List: L. Habiba
- offer truce to I. Jones
To Do List: I. Jones
- accept offer of truce from L. Habiba
- show list to L. Habiba
To Do List: L. Habiba and I. Jones
- Get. Iain.
- achieve world peace
- lunch with team
The End
A TW/SJA story
Author: nancybrown
Characters: Lois, Ianto, Gwen, Jack, Johnson, OC
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: up through CoE
Warnings: humour
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: PG
Beta: amilyn, who puts up with me
Summary: "To Do: (slang) 1. n. time management list for organisational purposes. 2. n. a commotion, fuss, or quarrel."
***
To Do List: L. Habiba
- process final payment forms for crews digging out and rebuilding Torchwood Hub
- interview prospective new employees per G. Cooper
- reorganise remaining Archives into alphabetical order rather than current incomprehensible system
- lunch
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- perform miraculous return from dead (see notes re: nanogenes, post-hypnotic suggestion on Hart, John (alias))
- determine what mess was caused by J. Harkness and G. Cooper during absence, and rectify (edit to add: see notes re: Carter, Steven and nanogenes, also Retcon)
- call Dr. M. most-awesome-surname-ever to ask her to contact the Doctor re: current whereabouts of J. Harkness
- put Archives back into proper order, alphabetising in Welsh as before
- lunch
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- explain, using small words as necessary, that others on the team do not speak Welsh and will need access to Archive materials
- mediate dispute between UNIT and home office re: disposition of Torchwood materials (edit to add: change locks again)
- begin employment paperwork for new team members per G. Cooper
- edit to add: clean up damage in Archive
To Do List: I. Jones
- teach L. Habiba Welsh and also system wherein materials in proximity to one another do not cause explosions
- network Mainframe with Mr. Smith to create false alien invasion threat for purpose of distracting UNIT and home office from bothering us
- ask Mr. Smith to locate last known position of J. Harkness per the Doctor and send message verbatim: "Stop being emo and come home. All is well. Love, I."
- perform background checks on prospective new employees per G. Cooper
To Do List: L. Habiba
- apologise to home office and UNIT for confusion, with confirmation that employee I. Jones has been given a reprimand
- sign out Retcon from storage for use on prospective employee with failed background check
- lunch with failed background check prospective employee
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- apologise to S.J. Smith for using her alien supercomputer for nefarious purposes, also for calling boyfriend
- order flowers for delivery to S.J. Smith's home per G. Cooper
- track down current location of pterodactyl via sheep disappearances
- requisition case of dark chocolate
- forward request from G. Cooper re: Torchwood Two to L. Habiba
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- plan welcome reception (coffee, pastries) for Dr. Iain Hyde and Agent Johnson
- requisition several cases of mutton per I. Jones
- call Torchwood Two re: recovery of files per G. Cooper and I. Jones (edit to add: never call Torchwood Two again)
- call home office re: autonomy of Torchwood Three and why it's better for everyone that way
- call UNIT liaison re: technology experts
- send coffee machine for repair (note: machine appears to have been badly re-engineered, or that could just be the bomb)
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- KILL THE BLASPHEMER explain to L. Habiba that this is not how things are run at Torchwood Three
- go to repair shop and steal back coffee machine, Retcon repairman
- make coffee for welcome reception
- greet J. Harkness at welcome reception
- (rest of calendar empty for the day)
- edit to add: stupid bloody Rift Alert
To Do List: L. Habiba
- create purchase order for tinting of new glass on J. Harkness' office
- firing range training with G. Cooper
- email reminder of Torchwood sexual harassment policy to J. Harkness and I. Jones (edit to add: and Dr. I. Hyde)
- lunch with G. Cooper and K. Johnson
- edit to add: Rift Alert
To Do List: I. Jones
- new employee training for K. Johnson, Dr. I. Hyde and L. Habiba re: how the Archives are organised and who makes the coffee around here
- set rota for maintenance and cleaning of common areas, including pterodactyl nesting area, noting that G. Cooper is currently on limited mobility
To Do List: L. Habiba
- create organisational chart to show Dr. I. Hyde that neither L. Habiba nor I. Jones are in fact janitorial staff
- explain to J. Harkness, using small words as necessary, that G. Cooper is at the top of the chart for a reason
- lunch with K. Johnson
- return call from UNIT liaison regarding prospective technology experts and file notes on same for later
- confirm operational ability of Hub CCTV system
- edit to add: make and deliver coffee for J. Harkness
To Do List: I. Jones
- remind Dr. I. Hyde of organisational chart
- remind J. Harkness that my job responsibilities were amended over a year ago when someone went on long-term unscheduled leave of absence
- lunch with J. Harkness
- continue work on recovering Mainframe from off-site servers
- edit to add: remind G. Cooper that we need to hire a technology expert
- edit to add: oh HELL no
To Do List: L. Habiba
- read resumes on file from UNIT personnel qualified for computing position per G. Cooper
- forward CCTV footage of expression on I. Jones' face to same, timestamp keyword "Coffee," subject: "Got you."
- edit to add: suppress urge to kill Dr. I. Hyde
To Do List: I. Jones
- reply to L. Habiba's email, subject: "Am got."
- interview prospective employees for new position
- remind J. Harkness of Torchwood sexual harassment policy re: prospective employees
- edit to add: early lunch with J. Harkness
- edit to add: inform L. Habiba that having J. Harkness reread the sexual harassment policy only makes him more creative worse
- edit to add: clean up Dr. I. Hyde's mess, again
- edit to add: make private list in diary of ways in which Dr. I. Hyde is much bigger wanker than Dr. O. Harper ever was
To Do List: L. Habiba
- offer truce to I. Jones
To Do List: I. Jones
- accept offer of truce from L. Habiba
- show list to L. Habiba
To Do List: L. Habiba and I. Jones
- Get. Iain.
- achieve world peace
- lunch with team
The End