Title: Work-Release Program
Character: River
Rating: G
Summary: Drabble. There's a tradition at Stormcage.
It's no coincidence that the youngest, most fresh-faced soldier-clerics are given custody of the notorious Dr. Song as their first assignment in Stormcage. New recruits are handed the training hologram, lists of prisoners and their crimes, and strict instructions on handling River Song. Every single one reacts to this last with a smirk. He won't be caught out so easily.
Every single one is found with lipstick on his cheek and an empty cell.
The bishop-warden observes each escape with amusement. River will return when she's ready, and the new clerics will acquire some wisdom. Everybody wins.