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Whatcha gonna do with all that breast, all that breast up in tht shirt ( Read more... )

Yesterday was interesting. Murderball was really good. I want to meet Zuplan and Andy, aka awesome quadriplegic rugby players. Yes I mean quadriplegic, they have limited mobility in there upper body, not none ( Read more... )

I'm listening to his voicemail again. It makes me smile. Unlike the Senior Theatre video that I watched the other day. That makes me sad. So I'm in a play. Musuem. Yeah, I don't know all my parts yet but I know I play Barbara Castle and I have a white rash all over my body ( Read more... )

We're playing Assassins in my dorm, and I have successfully killed Patrice, da black frenchman. Now let's see if I can survive another round.

Next up: ??? (stupid Patrice for not picking up his assignment)

Yep, it was me, bitches! I almost called Talia during the concert, but sadly I didn't want to use up my minutes. I went with these people who advertised on the LJ community gw_files. After I commented, I reliezed that I accepted a ride from some guy that I've never even met, but him and his friends were real cool. I think I'm now expected to pledge ( Read more... )

Firstly, Talia I'm a pathetic blathering jackass. I'm sorry I didn't call you last night. I was drunk and I thought I could call from the Metro. Yes I'm stupid. And then after we got off the metro (it took about an hour because of Tom) I didn't want to wake you. But as I can tell from our conversation, it wouldn't have been a problem ( Read more... )

So skool, is like so cool ( Read more... )

I knoww this sounds gross, but I'd do Nicholas Cage. Not if I can see him thhough. Put a paper bag on his head, and speak to me in your monotone voice. Yea, I'd do that. I'm attracted to guys with monotone voices. Perhaps becuase I have one ( Read more... )

Jungle juice, when made with everclear, ya know grain alcohol ("Last call for alchy-hal" my tribute to Kanye I believe), just don't mess with it to much. One girl learned her lesson on the metro when she puked red everywhere. It was disgusting. But since I'm always the motherly type, even though I had just met her that night. I was comforting her ( Read more... )