this ride brought to you by mysterious fecal material of unknown origin

[naomind]

Today's bus ride downtown was free because someone shat on the bus, making the front door inaccessible. The woman next to me was acting like we all should evacuate because, like, Biohazard!!! I just snickered to myself and quickly plotted what I would splurge on to celebrate saving $1.50. Hmm, how about a medium Slurpee? Or perhaps a tiny organic

Comments

[oddangel]

...or maybe something strongly caffeinated to eradicate the stank from your nose. Phew!

I doubt I would have reacted as strongly as the woman on the bus, but oy. Smelling poop where there should not be poop really makes my stomach flip over. You have stronger fortitude than I!