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[naphthaline]

Rico has no plans in the event of a zombie infestation. He basically suggested heading for the woods. He is so getting his brains eaten.

Am I the only one who thinks ahead about these kinds of things? Am I the only one who intends to be prepared?

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[folknotions]

my junior year when i first moved into my apartment, i had a recurring dream for about 3 months about zombies attacking me in my bed.

by like the 10th or 11th dream i had finally worked out a plan of escape from my apartment.

beyond that, i think i'm screwed.

[naphthaline]

I have a plan. In the event of a zombie invasion I am willing to take back everything bad I ever said about SUVs and firearms. I'll pick you up after I've stocked the Hummer with AK-47s.

[fightxtoxunite]

be sure to get high powered guns with scopes so you can shoot the zombies from far away when you reach the rooftops. Also, one word... Napalm. Seriously, it would almost have to be the single most effective item other than dynamite for mass cleansing of the filthy undead.

[folknotions]

sweet, i'll bring the hatchets (good retractable weapon according to Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide), C4, molotov cocktails, fireworks (Land of the Dead proved that zombies are mesmerized by them), lots of tofutti products, and my dog Mookie cuz she's the cutest pitbull i've ever seen and will be good comic relief.

Hummer is a great choice. AK-47's are pretty good too, we'll need a good PSG-1 or some other sniper rifle for long-range shooting - a lot of sniper rifles can pierce through walls now. I'll see if i can find a mounted .50cal machine gun that we can put on top of the hummer to shoot zombies that might approach. Make sure you get zombie proof glass too.