Toads.

[narci_malfoy]

I'm thoroughly convinced that rats have infested the Earth. I can't believe I agreed to get one of these stupid contraptions. As if someone like myself loves to sit around and read other people's pathetic "poor me" writings. Please.

I just want everyone to know that I am here under protest. If one word leaks out that I might have a diary, I will

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[sirius__black]

Oh, look, Mommy! More Slytherin-slime! *Point*

Oh, be quiet.

[serpentglide]

You'd better run Black, I swear your hairline just receded. The only evident slime in any person's path would be the trash you run amuck with.

Narcissa, be kind. The month cannot be flushed in scarlet yet as you haven't engaged in a constantly delayed schedule.

Stop whining, it is irritating.

Hmph.

[narci_malfoy]

I do not whine, Lucky. Be nice to me, or I will eat your soul.

Re: Hmph.

[serpentglide]

Oh, really? With what, a hair pin?