Summer can die.

[narci_malfoy]

I am going to go insane in this secluded manor. There is nothing here but acres and acres of trees, not to mention my obnoxious, drunken parents.

[Gryffindor-block]

I'm tired of having to be a perfect little brat around them. It's sickening, how they think I'm such an angel. I can't imagine what would happen if they found out I'd rather be at

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[serpentglide]

Sad Satan, Narcissa, you might as well wave a 'Let's Fuck!' flag at me.

If you are that desperate, seduce a broom.

Leave me out of your sexual frustration.

[narci_malfoy]

Or, I can seduce your father.

[serpentglide]

That would be interesting, wouldn't it?

Then again, judging from past experience with your 'seduction skills'..

The poor man would think you were trying to cut his head off with a toothpick.

[narci_malfoy]

Judging from your past experience, all you can get are people who are sexually-deprived - i.e. Severus.