Comments | narcissisticdoc: Fourth Day On Call.

narcissisticdoc

Fourth Day On Call.

Apr 19, 2008 12:06

OKAY- looks like the owl devils have flown SOUTH for the winter, so all us little helpless parent people can COME ON OUT and have a party.

BUT BEFORE THAT, Newbie, you didn't happen to take my bottle of Hydrocide, didja? Because I REALLY don't think you should be playing with dangerous toys like that.

04, lololcats~

Comments 16

heavens_schism April 19 2008, 19:17:14 UTC

Is a Hydrocide like an Appletini? You have strange words...

narcissisticdoc April 19 2008, 20:25:03 UTC

NOPE! A HYDROCIDE- is like a thing that if you get ANYWHERE on your body, you'll be in a LOT... LOT LOT LOOOOOOOT! Of trouble.

Understand, Sally?

heavens_schism April 19 2008, 20:30:53 UTC

Oh...Like poison?

narcissisticdoc April 19 2008, 20:38:37 UTC

DING DING, Looks like you've won a prize! Well now, let's see what we have here for you today!

...

OOOH, I'm sorry, fresh out of gold stars today, but wouldja like a pat on the back?-

Look here Sally, if I don't find that bottle someone could get seriously hurt, understood?

koshikudake April 19 2008, 20:01:51 UTC

My sword is missing, too...

narcissisticdoc April 19 2008, 20:26:14 UTC

Join the club, we have jackets and little bumper stickers reading,

"WOE IS ME I LOST MY POINTY OBJECT"

kotetsu_13 April 19 2008, 20:05:18 UTC

What kind of party?

narcissisticdoc April 19 2008, 20:28:13 UTC

The kind that doesn't REALLY exist. The kind that if you go to THAT- party, there will be a letter on the floor reading,

"YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED NOW GO HOME"

kotetsu_13 April 19 2008, 20:58:38 UTC

Why would you say you wanted to have a party that didn't exist?

"Punked?"

narcissisticdoc April 19 2008, 21:05:05 UTC

[the sound of someone being woken from sleep]

Huh? Did you say something, because I stopped listening right after the letter 'W'

jdizzle_md April 20 2008, 00:08:28 UTC

Why would I take that?
I'm still looking for my stethoscope.

narcissisticdoc April 20 2008, 01:30:46 UTC

WELL buddy, looks like we're going on another adventure! We NEED to find that Hydrocide before some poor soul, or NOT so poor, FINDS it and KILLS themselves.

jdizzle_md April 20 2008, 02:31:27 UTC

Are you asking for my help?

narcissisticdoc April 20 2008, 03:46:26 UTC

Newbie do I need to spell it out for you, or would you like me to get you an Etch and Sketch and DRAW the answers in black in WHITE for you.

YES! I need your help you insufferable little twit.

Thread 6