First Day On Call

[narcissisticdoc]

Newbie, if I find out that you’re behind my unhealthy change in scenery, so help me GOD, I will take my foot and shove it so far up your ass that you won’t be able to sit without screaming for at LEAST a year.

... Where is here?

Comments

[not_blushing]

Ahahaha, I think most of us had similar thoughts on arriving here. Your 'newbie' probably doesn't have anything to do with it, though.

You're in Sieben. Things...don't get too much less strange from this point onwards, though they don't necessarily get worse...

[narcissisticdoc]

Look here, Sherly. I don't know if YOU know this yet. But if I find out that this is all a joke, YOU'LL be six feet under pushing up apology letters because I'll STILL be trying to kick your sorry ass.

[Voice]

[not_blushing]

Sh...Sharuri? What is that?

None of us are happy about being here, so there isn't any point in you shouting at the rest of us, sir! And if you tried to beat me...Ha. It would be a better diversion than what we've been getting lately, but not for very long. This isn't a joke. We're stuck here. Complaining won't make it better, so deal with it like a man.

[Voice]

[narcissisticdoc]

Well Sally, let me tell you a story. You get TAKEN from your home, and PUT somewhere that clearly yells "TOO MUCH DRUGS" And you go telling people to take it like a MAN? Well alright, I guess I'll go put on my dress and run around the place screaming like a little girl, because THAT would be taking it like a man.

[9ball_wizard]

Who is this "newbie"?

[narcissisticdoc]

I hope you don't expect me to laugh, because I did my share of THAT a few minutes ago.

[9ball_wizard]

I'm... sorry?

I wasn't laughing. I was merely curious about this person you refer to as "newbie". Is he a friend of yours?

[narcissisticdoc]

... He's an intern at the 'Sacred Heart Hospital'.

[[ He avoids the question~ |DDD;;;; ]]

[kotetsu_13]

I guess your new here...

Apparently this place is called "Sieben."

[narcissisticdoc]

Oh, you GUESS? No, I've been here forever, just WAITING to complain.

[kotetsu_13]

... what?

[narcissisticdoc]

WHAT do you MEAN 'what'? It's all there in CLEAR black and BLACK.

[putzun_ora]

 

[narcissisticdoc]

What, am I not being LOUD enough for you? Because I can scream if you'd like.

[putzun_ora]

You talk....way too much.

[narcissisticdoc]

Oh, REALLY? I never noticed that. In fact, I never noticed how ridiculously HANDSOME I was until just now, thank you SO much for your help.

[slinkily]

No one put you here other than the damn owls.

Now quit your complaining.

[narcissisticdoc]

Hey Martha, look. JUST because you have large breasts DOESN'T mean I'm going to listen to you. So how about you put those weapons away before you KILL someone with them.

[slinkily]

My name is 'RANGIKU'.

And I'm perfectly comfortable with my body~ So I see no need.

[narcissisticdoc]

Well that makes one of us, doesn't it? Because if I even HAPPEN to look at you, which I don't know for the LIFE of me why I would, I want to see your HEAD and not those balloons you've managed to shove into that sorry excuse for clothing.