Borrowed from beckiesuedalton

[narcoleprosy]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what

Comments

[coyoteknight]

I can't live like this any more. Nacoleprosy your my biological father. Aren't you happy?

[narcoleprosy]

David,
When the bone marrow tests came back negative, I gave in and I paid to have full DNA tests ran, and I am not your father. Still, I have asked everyone I know to go and get tested, hopefully you can get a bone marrow transplant and live to see Christmas.

Memories...

[ladyarakny]

I am reminded of that awesome evening we spent you and I, you with your wife, and I with 3 handsome gypsys and that lovely gentleman of Verona - what was his name, but as I was saying the lot of us strolling through the jungles of Paraguay in search of the ancient ruins of a lost civilization that you had learned of from a particularly fruital evening with a Ouija board... how the moon did glitter through the trees... I can only say I will always be grateful that we, though no great sprinters, were faster than the gentleman of Verona when the jaquar came after us. Ah - the memories...

Whee! I need to get out more;;;;P

TCSC

Re: Memories...

[narcoleprosy]

If only we had gotten your passport back from the gentleman from Verona, it would have saved us from that dreadful trip to the American Embassy. The nerve of that person behind the counter only talking Spanish to us, claiming that he didn't speak English. It was the American Embassy for fuck's sake. Luckily, you cursed him out, and he took objection, in English, and we knew.

I miss seeing you, but I pulled out the old Ouija board.