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OH MY FARKING GOD
I HATE NEW YORK
TAKE ME BACK TO SHANGHAI
OR JAPAN
WHEREVER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
japan airlines...i look forward to being served by you again.
so i didn't get to say a proper goodbye to owen b/c of my fucking aunt and uncle...i hate them a lot! so on the way to pudong airport on tuesday, yaolu aiyi let me talk to him at work via her cell phone. gosh, he's such a nice guy.
me: "owen, you're so funny!"
owen: "i'm your dai lou"
me: "oh yeah, that's right! you are my dai lou!"
owen: "yeah yeah how about i be your dai lou forever?"
me: "okay, you can be my dai lou forever!"
yeah i know that sounds fucking retarded...but we have this inconvenient language barrier separating us. sure he knows english...but damn, stupid americans...why do we have to talk so funny?
and then, on the phone in my hotel room at narita that night:
me: "did you read my card?" (i wrote thank you cards to a lot of people before i left shanghai)
owen: "yes, yes i did! it was so nice"
me: "aww, well, really, thank you so much"
owen: "you know, your card made me want to cry"
me: "WHAT? it wasn't that sad! you're so emotional!"
owen: "but you know, i've never had a meimei before, so it means a lot to me, what you wrote"
owen: "come back soon!"
me: "oh yeah? like when?"
owen: "2010!"
me: "huh, four years...will i still be staying at your parents' place?"
owen: "no...perhaps i'll have a house"
me: "uh huh..."
owen: "and a car"
me: "so you can be my driver!"
owen: "and maybe i'll be married"
me: (aloud) ...oh (inside head) WHAT THE FARK
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ladida
so ... i get used to things way too quickly. ten days in japan got me used to the japanese culture. five weeks in shanghai got me used to shanghai. 15 hours in japan reverted me back to the japanese way of life.
how long will it take me to get used to new york again??
I HATE NEW YORK
TAKE ME BACK TO SHANGHAI
OR JAPAN
WHEREVER!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
japan airlines...i look forward to being served by you again.
so i didn't get to say a proper goodbye to owen b/c of my fucking aunt and uncle...i hate them a lot! so on the way to pudong airport on tuesday, yaolu aiyi let me talk to him at work via her cell phone. gosh, he's such a nice guy.
me: "owen, you're so funny!"
owen: "i'm your dai lou"
me: "oh yeah, that's right! you are my dai lou!"
owen: "yeah yeah how about i be your dai lou forever?"
me: "okay, you can be my dai lou forever!"
yeah i know that sounds fucking retarded...but we have this inconvenient language barrier separating us. sure he knows english...but damn, stupid americans...why do we have to talk so funny?
and then, on the phone in my hotel room at narita that night:
me: "did you read my card?" (i wrote thank you cards to a lot of people before i left shanghai)
owen: "yes, yes i did! it was so nice"
me: "aww, well, really, thank you so much"
owen: "you know, your card made me want to cry"
me: "WHAT? it wasn't that sad! you're so emotional!"
owen: "but you know, i've never had a meimei before, so it means a lot to me, what you wrote"
owen: "come back soon!"
me: "oh yeah? like when?"
owen: "2010!"
me: "huh, four years...will i still be staying at your parents' place?"
owen: "no...perhaps i'll have a house"
me: "uh huh..."
owen: "and a car"
me: "so you can be my driver!"
owen: "and maybe i'll be married"
me: (aloud) ...oh (inside head) WHAT THE FARK
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ladida
so ... i get used to things way too quickly. ten days in japan got me used to the japanese culture. five weeks in shanghai got me used to shanghai. 15 hours in japan reverted me back to the japanese way of life.
how long will it take me to get used to new york again??