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[nargleleptic]

Someone has stolen my computer! I know it wasn't Pansy because she's never stolen from me before, so Ronald Weasley you better not suggest it. Besides, she's letting me use hers since I haven't had mine for quite some time. I suppose I'll get along without it, though it will be rather hard to turn in my homework and things. I would really like

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[keeperking]

Polkatitis!?!??! What the the bloody hell is THAT!? It's not contagious, is it....???

I WASN'T GOING TO SAY IT WAS PARKINSON, LUNA!! Such unfounded accusations hurt me, you know. Hmph. Why not ask Crabbe? Maybe that beastly hair thing he's got for a pet ate your laptop, Luna?

[nargleleptic]

Yes, Polkatitis! I can let you borrow the article if you'd like to have a look. It is contagious, very much so. Are you feeling okay, Ronald? Have you ever been checked for Spattergroit? You should go and see Madame Pomfrey!

I'm sorry to hurt you, Ronald, though you haven't been very nice to Pansy in the past, and it seemed very like you to accuse her of stealing my computer. I will check with Crabbe next time I'm near Slytherin.

[keeperking]

I HAVE NOT GOT SPATTERGROIT, DAMMIT!! NOR DO I HAVE THIS POLKIWHATSIT!!!

I'M FINE! I am healthy and fine and STAY AWAY FROM ME LUNA, I DON'T WANT YOUR SICKNESS, ALRIGHT!?! Go see Madam Pomfrey or something, just please... stay awy from me.

[nargleleptic]

No, you stay away from me, Ron. I don't want your germs.

[snarky_parky]

Luna, how many times have I told you that Polkatitis doesn't exist? It's just a cold. A plain old miserable fucking cold.

Reminds me of someone...

[nargleleptic]

It's a cold now, Pansy, but you never know how these things can spread and grow.

Do you need me to replace your tissues?

[snarky_parky]

It will only spread and grow into a real disease, Luna.

Replace them if you need to use more. I never use them.

[tuesdaytwilight]

Polkatitus? Hmmm... Your father wouldn't have any of the bacteria or viruses that cause it, would he? I'm supposed to write an essay on a disease, and that sounds like an interesting enough one. Maybe you could send me the article, too? I would really appreciate it.

[snarky_parky]

IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL!

[nargleleptic]

I don't know if he does, though Ronald might have some. I think he might have Polkatitis. You should ask him if you can study him. I'll be sure to get you a copy of the article.

[keeperking]

I HAVE NOT GOT POLKATITIS, DAMMIT!!!!!