Eggcorns

[narose]

I believe that from now on I will communicate entirely in eggcorns in order to blend in more seamlessly seemlessly on the internet.

Example below:

L: I despise children
me: They totally run the gamete.
L: They are worse than bowls in a china shop
me: Perhaps you need to find them some form of gameful employment.
A job busting tables or the like.

Hopefully

Comments

[unreal_laernu]

what about the famous Litter Eight? They might get upset

[scrog]

I think the fast majority would find it beyond the pail.

[narose]

But if it catches on it could spread like wildflowers!

[scrog]

I don't know; my point of you is that it'll come to knot.

[niwandajones]

I will do my upmost to avoid curving your enthusiasm for this venture.

[jondsilva]

AAAAHHHH!!! **runs away screaming**