What's the deal with Static?

[narratrice]

I'm like covered in it. It's like having gum stuck in every strand of my hair. It's like being covered in clay. Blech. Stupid electric heating.

By the way, whose idea was it to colonize this barbarically-cold continent? Not mine, I tells ya. Definitely not mine. Stupid fur-trade and their Frenchy greed.

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[uzanesque]

If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: The English really fucked up in making Australia the penal colony and sending perfectly law-abiding citizens to Canada. Sure, it may have shaped our national character, but come on, 6 months of winter? Over a few poisonous spiders? Really.