I am awake. The sun is rising. The birds are chirping. Sleep, where art thou?

In other news, I love biking home at 3am. Ish.

I now have 400 facebook friends. take THAT, lonely saturday nights!!

FREE CONE DAY!!!!!

(at ben and jerry's, for those not raised in NDG, where BJ's Free Cone Day is a Statutory Holiday.)

(Then why the fuck is it snowing?)

If you're wondering where I've been, I'll tell you: two weeks ago I fractured my wrist falling off my bike, and have since foregone the use of my right (dominant) hand. And what began as a miserable nightmare - picture weeping tantrums of "I'm such a HAND-person!!" - has turned into the most illuminating experience ( Read more... )

Spring is here
I'm so cool
I'm so cool
Spring is here

"If you wanna know what God thinks of money, look at who he gave it to."

My heart goes out to this macbook-toting thirty-something male who uttered this gift of an overheard sentence.

It's official.

I've given up Facebook for Lent.

...since I last logged into Facebook. I'm terrified of ever going back. Minutes ago I typed in a URL that began www.f... and the facebook-address popped up, and like an AA-Grad with a glass of Jack Daniels thrust in hand, I panicked, closed the entire browser, and tried to breathe ( Read more... )

I live in a rather yuppy, unneighbourly-neighbourhood. There's no fair-trade, boho-haven café down the street from me (athough there is Chapters...). As someone who's always lived in stroller-friendly, artist-flocking leafy-tree kinda hoods, this is a bit of a burn ( Read more... )

Okay, not to brag, but I may just have created the most amazing cookies this earth has ever seen. So basically, it's rice flour (the dude I'm bakin' em for is gluten-intolerant, wtf), a bit of spelt-bran, a handful of oats, TONS of cinnamon, TONS of nutmeg, two ground cardammon pods, a teaspoon of minced ginger, a cup of grated coconut and a whack ( Read more... )