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[narrowbandwidth]

Dude, this is scary. Bear in mind, I have never, ever talked to this person before. Read it, be afraid.

One salvation to go please, hold the hellfire...

Oh goodness, how I laughed.

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[anonymous]

"Iamnotausername: uh, *the* bible?"
Ha. Hahahahaha. Hee.

-A2

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[narrowbandwidth]

Glad you liked that part.

[mercurytohell]

Did anyone start laughing hysterically at this part like I did?
Iamnotausername: we found a quote in the bible the other day, something along the lines of "No" said Peter, "You shall not wash my feet"
Iamnotausername: Luke and I read the bible.

Now we should all find funny sentences in the bible..

[narrowbandwidth]

It's the best fun. Apart from gratuitous sex.

[mercurytohell]

Well since my mom likes telling me that I'm going to hell, and this girl tells you that you're going to hell, wanna meet up and burn together?

[narrowbandwidth]

Hahahaha, that's super funny.

[onyourstereo]

is that seriously pastor francis' number? we need to give that dude a call.

actually, the fact you still know it by heart frightens me a little.

interestingly, i was watching that old band rehearsal video where we talked about pastor francis. all i remember us saying is somthing about "salvation and some cake to the stage, please". and the whole "gravy is the essence of the dead" conversation.

[narrowbandwidth]

Shit yes, gravy is a heathen thing.

Technically it wasn't Pastor Francis' number, I was elaborating, but he was still rude to us. The deceiver.

Ha ha

[anonymous]

That was great, damn funny, weird character.

I used to have a friend that tried to convert me out of my atheist/abitmorecomplicatedthenthatactually beliefs.

Then there was those girls in Kos who even though they didn't realise the theory existed, thought it was a stupid idea and i will go staight to hell, woohoo. Yay for me.

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[narrowbandwidth]

Ah hellfire, it's all we heathens have to look forward to.

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[anonymous]

Well personally i'm planning on taking my entire cd collection with me so it wont be too bad, just a bit hot is all.

Re: Ha ha

[narrowbandwidth]

Fair enough.

[anonymous]

Score!!! A-fucking-men to that! hilarious

[narrowbandwidth]

I love that bit, it was such a good end.