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[naryathered]

From deep within the folds of Gandalf's tunic, a little voice wails...

It smells in here!!!!

*cries*

Comments

[vilya_the_airy]

And he's a pervert, I hear. Sorry about that.

YOU AND ME AND NENNY SHOULD TEAM UP AND TEACH ALL THESE FUCKERS A LESSON.

And show that "One" Ring who's the shit.

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[naryathered]

He is. And I'm not going to even say where he keeps me.

*shivers*

GOOD FUCKING PLAN.

[wargofthenorth]

You know, you can always hang out with me and Erry......

*pauses, thinking about Erry's "wild night in Minas Tirith"*

On second thought, maybe you'd be better off with me...

*makes off with Narya*

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[naryathered]

....oooh. NEAT.

[peonybaggins]

Hello, little ring!

Re:

[naryathered]

Hello!

*glows happily*

Have I met you before?

Re:

[peonybaggins]

*thinks*

I don't know. But you're pretty, and you're little, and you talk. I like you.

*pats*

[theshipwright]

Hmmmm.

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[naryathered]

Why did you give me to Mithrandir? Didn't you know that he's smelly and stinky?

[theshipwright]

It seemed like a good idea at the time?

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[naryathered]

*grumble*

[arathorn]

The Ring of Fire! Gandalf has it! I never knew. He never told me. I feel so uninformed.

Must ask him about this.

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[naryathered]

I appear to be with this fella here now.

Buuuuut I WOULD RATHER BE WITH SMELLY SMELLY GANDALF THAN HAVE MY TEETH AND BRAIN FALL OUT FROM WATCHING TV ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT LONG AAAHHHHHHH SAVE MEEEE!!!!!