I really should be studying, but...
Ocean Pearl
You scored 61% intensity, 66% kinky-ness, and 67% versatility!
Float away on an utterly unique blend of sensations, at least that's what you promise. The rotating shaft of this whimsical Japanese vibrator encases plastic pearls that tumble against the sensitive outer walls of a woman's vagina, while a powerful vibrating attachment at the base flickers against yher clitoris. Best of all, she can customize her pleasure. What a lady-pleaser you are!
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 71% on intensity
You scored higher than 82% on kinky-ness
You scored higher than 79% on versatility
Link: The Which Vibrator Are You? Test written by modcleopatra on Ok Cupid
Unassuming Bore
You scored 4 Annoying points, 4 Selfishness points, and 1 Stupidity points!
You are an unassuming bore! You aren't dumb, and you aren't annoying, and you aren't very oppressive, either. Your flaw is that you are overwhelmingly boring; you just blend in with the crowd. You tend to be shy, reclusive, and quiet. Most people don't even notice you, which is probably for the best. Better to be ignored and boring rather than obnoxious and stupid, right? No, not really. At least those people HAVE a personality. Yours is just bland and stale, like the taste of cardboard. Your only flaw is that you are...boring. You don't have any of the traditional flaws like annoyingness or selfishness or stupidity, but your lack of flaws makes you really, really lame. Maybe you should take up drinking, just to be a little more exciting?
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 13% on Annoying pts
You scored higher than 31% on Selfishness pts
You scored higher than 7% on Stupidity pts
Link: The Personality Flaw Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid
Your brain: 120% interpersonal, 80% visual, 120% verbal, and 80% mathematical!
Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.
Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:
- Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
- Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
- Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on interpersonal
You scored higher than 96% on visual
You scored higher than 98% on verbal
You scored higher than 96% on mathematical
Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid
Not too Shy
Congratulations! You scored 39%
Well you do it, you enjoy it but your not obsessed with it. Maybe you've got your techniques that work and you stick with them. To spice things up a bit try some new moves.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 50% on wankpoints
Link: The Masturbation Purity Test written by bomb_bunny on Ok Cupid
The Liberated One
You scored 13 out 45 experience and 26 out of 45 adventurousness!
You're quite liberated: you know sex and you like it, but you're far from being slutty. You're comfortable with your level of sexuality being somewhere between the virginal and the slutty, but without being either. You maintain the status quo.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on experience
You scored higher than 50% on adventurousness
Link: The How Sexual Are You? Test written by Popcornisyum on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Amature porn
Congratulations! You scored 18%!
If you would be in a porn movie, you would be in an amauture porno. You've done a few things, but not everything. Still in a position to be bossed around in bed. Your toys are well hidden.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 53% on Sexmasters
Link: The What kind of sex freak are you Test written by drako1881 on Ok Cupid
Strange Intermediate
You scored 60% beginner, 90% intermediate, 50% advanced, and 50% expert!
Somehow you don't know many beginner cliches, but many of the intermediate questions, and some others. That's certainly... strange.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 0% on beginner
You scored higher than 99% on intermediate
You scored higher than 40% on advanced
You scored higher than 68% on expert
Link: The Do You Know Your Cliches? Test written by modcleopatra on Ok Cupid
you are s-m-r-t!
Congratulations! You scored 90!
Scoring well on this test doesn't necessarily mean you're ready for med school, but it does mean that you can function as an ordinary human being and there's a chance you won't end up working fast food all your life. Congrats!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 34% on coolpoints
Link: The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test written by sexplosion on Ok Cupid
A- (Expert)
You got 35 questions right out of 40.
SCORING BREAKDOWN:
12/14 Easy Questions -- 12/13 Medium Questions -- 11/13 Hard Questions
Congratulations! This test was no trouble for you; you've mastered English usage. You're in the elite.
Sure, there were a few questions that you missed, but the test was difficult, and, of course, I designed it to be tricky. Overall, you have placed at the very top of the English-speaking world. The pinnacle, right?
Thanks again for taking my test; if you liked it, please rate it!
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 15% on EasyQuestions
You scored higher than 53% on MediumQuestions
You scored higher than 92% on HardQuestions
You scored higher than 76% on TOTAL
Link: The Commonly Confused Words, To, Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Vocabulary Vixen!
Congratulations! You got 15 correct answers!
You sexy thing! You probably own a book or two. You can communicate in complete thoughts and your knuckles don't drag while walking down the street. Now promise me you will use your word power for good not for evil.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 62% on wordpoints
Link: The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test written by MissMariah on Ok Cupid
Trekkie Appreciator
Survey Says...
You like Star Trek and have obviously watched more than a couple of episodes or movies, but you don't live or breathe the world (read: you probably don't go to your local McDonalds in your Klingon gear - not that there's anything wrong with that...). Excellent! You've managed to tread the fine line between sci-fi buff and Star Trek nerd (otherwise known as the difference between enjoying Star Trek for its entertainment value and running around with a batleth quoting Klingon battle poetry). PS Don't forget to rate this test!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 16% on Trekkies
Link: The Trekkie Test written by MadameBoffin on Ok Cupid
Transylvanian!
You scored 53%
Oh yeah! You're the one sitting in the middle with me shouting call lines at the screen! Isn't Rocky just great?
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 13% on points
Link: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test written by Ewic on Ok Cupid
Off to work now!