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April 17th, 2006 After a long debate, Em owns a hat (Wait, really?) finally stopped writing in her LiveJournal. She was only 15 years old, just on the precipice of being able to write about driving legally. She is survived by her 66 preceeding entries, all of which are available to the public.
If asked to describe her, people would respond: "I really can't understand that Russian non-joke in her previous entry."
In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to give high-fives.