The worst part is, the play was called "Ha!"

[nasty_canasta]

Teen accused of spiking rival's drink

Thu Jun 1, 2:49 PM ET

HURST, Texas - A teenager accused of spiking a fellow theater student's drink with bleach because she wanted the lead role in a school play surrendered to authorities

Comments

[msjenmc]

...wiping the tears from my eyes...how is this real?!

huh.

[blazingnoodles]

all for a role in a "trio of one-act comedies"?

I mean, christ it's no West Side Story...

why didn't I push you down the stairs in high school to steal the role of Andrea? or why didn't we push what's-his-name who played Galileo.

Wait. What were we doing producing Brecht (and badly) at 16?

Re: huh.

[nasty_canasta]

His name, I believe, was Tom. And if you recall, he was only in it to meet girls.

Jesus.