Josh, as a French girl, I have a responsibility in destroying stereotypes. So, as much as i'd love to smell like rotten armpits and to have leg-dreadlocks... The extent of my jerriness will then remain confined to saying "dude", be a pacifist, wear my cute leather sandals, fantasizing about going back to Frisco, and occasionally enjoy some wild-life excursions (drums on the beach, camping in the woods). Oh, and weed.
AND there is no windmill in NYC. No tulips. No insane christian dutch fanatics. And mostly, not enough friends I havent seen in too long.
Why, Delphine, of course I will drunkenly ride the ferry with you. Other things I am willing to do with you while you're in town (choose as many as you like): -Scare small dogs in Central Park -Smoke a joint on a busy street in broad daylight -Take you to my favorite sleazy, hipster-free bars -Coney Island! -Astoria Beer Gardens, the pride of my neighborhood And I may accompany you to Nuyorican, if you don't mind, since I've never been. Don't tell the snooty writers in my grad program, who like to proclaim that poetry slam is "over." They can eat it. I can't wait!!!
Holy Molly! (<--- whaaaat...) So many more reasons to come to NYC! I'm pumped. -I'd love you to come to the Nuyorican with me. Beret required. Oh, and you'll have to snap your fingers. NAH I'M KIDDING AND THOSE SNOOTY GRAD SCHOOL FUCKS CAN GO ON BEING BORING ACADEMIC BASTARDS. -But hey, i like hipster bars. But it is true that my white trash nature often resurfaces and I can enjoy a good brawl in a dirty bar full of tattooed hells angels (when I think hells angels, i think dani). -I'm all about smokin' up in broad daylight, let's try a different neighborhood this time! Hopefully in 10 years when i'm an old pothead i'll realize i've done this in all 5 Boroughs. (already got...wait, 4??) -Why small dogs? Did you just call me a lil bitch? -Did you know that Death Cab For Cutie performed in Coney Island and did NOT play the song? Beyond this, I have no idea what Coney Island is like. --So hey, I always like to have a little "challenges list" on a trip...Down for a crazy sheeeeet marathon?
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The extent of my jerriness will then remain confined to saying "dude", be a pacifist, wear my cute leather sandals, fantasizing about going back to Frisco, and occasionally enjoy some wild-life excursions (drums on the beach, camping in the woods).
Oh, and weed.
AND there is no windmill in NYC. No tulips. No insane christian dutch fanatics. And mostly, not enough friends I havent seen in too long.
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-Scare small dogs in Central Park
-Smoke a joint on a busy street in broad daylight
-Take you to my favorite sleazy, hipster-free bars
-Coney Island!
-Astoria Beer Gardens, the pride of my neighborhood
And I may accompany you to Nuyorican, if you don't mind, since I've never been. Don't tell the snooty writers in my grad program, who like to proclaim that poetry slam is "over." They can eat it.
I can't wait!!!
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So many more reasons to come to NYC! I'm pumped.
-I'd love you to come to the Nuyorican with me. Beret required. Oh, and you'll have to snap your fingers.
NAH I'M KIDDING AND THOSE SNOOTY GRAD SCHOOL FUCKS CAN GO ON BEING BORING ACADEMIC BASTARDS.
-But hey, i like hipster bars. But it is true that my white trash nature often resurfaces and I can enjoy a good brawl in a dirty bar full of tattooed hells angels (when I think hells angels, i think dani).
-I'm all about smokin' up in broad daylight, let's try a different neighborhood this time! Hopefully in 10 years when i'm an old pothead i'll realize i've done this in all 5 Boroughs. (already got...wait, 4??)
-Why small dogs? Did you just call me a lil bitch?
-Did you know that Death Cab For Cutie performed in Coney Island and did NOT play the song? Beyond this, I have no idea what Coney Island is like.
--So hey, I always like to have a little "challenges list" on a trip...Down for a crazy sheeeeet marathon?
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