OH WOW

[nat_is_me]

On Wonder Showzen last night, the narrator asked a bunch of little kids the question "what is heaven?"  These little kids answered:

(it only is funny if you imagine 4 year olds with speech impediments saying this)

Little kid #1:  It's where Whiskers went when we flushed him down the toilet.  Whiskers is my brother...
Little kid #2:  A day when I

Comments

[maryallcontrary]

Jesus Kitty says "instead of sticking needles in your arm, stick kisses in it!!!!"

[nat_is_me]

Mary, you make me wanna crack my head open so all the angels can fly out and heal everybody!

[maryallcontrary]

Natalie, your smile is going to save New York!

[nilism5]

uhmmm...You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit!

....you mean, you NEED me?

[heidiclements]

hahaha i'm glad you loved it too natty! how come you got so upset whenever we quoted it though??????

Re: ....you mean, you NEED me?

[nat_is_me]

because MY NAME starts with an 'N'! how would you feel if the letter 'H' kept saying "you mean, you HATE me?" AND if the letter 'H' got it on with a creepy letter that wants to "split that, hit that, lick that." Not cool Heidi Ho, not cool, it almost makes me feel like I'm having a vietnam flashback, you're never too young don't ya know.

[heidiclements]

WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

"Carelessness"
"A desire for more welfare"
"I don't wanna say it... so I'm just gonna spell it.... B-U-T!"

[nat_is_me]

did you see the heaven one? it was MONEY!

...you're never too young to have a wonder showzen flashback

[heidiclements]

okay question...
the wonder showzen icon w/ the girl's face in the middle. do you remember seeing it once where the girl's face was upside down? b/c i have this image of it & i KNOW that i saw it. it's really freaking me out too because yours does not look like what i'm remembering. ahhhhhh!!!

[nat_is_me]

yes! but I think they were just fucking with us that time. They do that lot... damn those g's at the wonder...