they found out what a narwhal's tusk is for!

In other news, Christmas is a bust. We're broke and our car just shit the bed. I guess this is where I say, "Tough titty."

We got a new kitten ( here he is helping me sell records )

Here are the top thirty facts about Chuck Norris

Fellow Portlanders, I've missed you. I'm going to be in town for a couple hours, and it would mean a ton to me if you came out and saw me and my favorite band in the world, and all around stand up dudes that have let me ride in their van for the past month, The Ergs. They're playing at Dante's on Friday, with the super famous cartoon character, mc ( Read more... )

Two visits to the Apocalypse with some desert in between... The Revenge Of The Nerd Tour hits the Left Coast

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a weird night ( Read more... )

Holy Shit More Tour Pics!

these feature the debacle of our flat tire on the Kansas Pike, and our exciting drive across Oklahoma, Texas, and New Mexico..

Raise your hand if you miss my wife.

hey dingleberries, I'm almost halfway through my stint as the Ergs roadie. It's pretty much one of the most awesome things I've ever done in my life. If we're coming to your town, please come and hang out with me. Anyway, the main point of this post is to point you in the direction of the pictures I've been taking.... you can find them here: ( Read more... )

we just survived hurricane charlottesville. 4 inches of water can not stop the ergs, or their gear. Bring it God!!!

on the road again.

yes folks, my darling wife has gone back to outdoor school, and to stave off the deathly loneliness that nearly killed me last spring, I gave myself a ( tour haircut )

just a quick note to my wife:

I think I MAY NEED A BATHrOOM break?
IS this possible