Stone Imperial Stout is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When does a dog sound like a cat?

When you pull it out of the freezer and run it through a band saw! 'MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW"

Got a new joke I heard today:
When does a cat sound like a dog?

when you douse it in lighter fluid and hit it with a match and it goes 'WOOOOOF"

I hate nights like tonight

stole this fromLucas on My Space. If you dont have a My Space profile, get one. All the cool kids are doing it! Plus, it's kinda fun ( Read more... )

a little taste of Kauai


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http://www.bigad.com.au/

tires - 400.00
good bye money!
I fuckin hate this

FRIDAY!
Tonight I drink and sit on my ass!
Was supposed to go to the Padre game, decided I wasn't feelin up to it.
Ahhh weekend!

I watched The Grudge last night, what a waste of fucking time!