Don't tell me that words don't matter!

[nathan_lounge]

We've reached a new dawn of governmental titling.

I am very much in favor of a position called "Special Master".

Comments

[azaelya]

Will you be my Special Master?

[nathan_lounge]

Whoa whoa whoa, aren't you too engaged for me to accept such a position?

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Does it come with government benefits?

[azaelya]

I sort of hoped I'd be the one accepting various positions.

[nathan_lounge]

You're such a sweet talker.

I'll need graphic descriptions of said positions. Diagrams will help too. And photos.