A Harrowing tail most Fowl.

[nathanielraven]

Well done turkey bacon, when chewed, turns into a grainy delicious substance that is largely sharp corners and bacony flavour. It is also, very salty and dry

Comments

[femme_gir]

A war stories for the ages. Too bad you have no bacony scars to show off to the ladies.

[nathanielraven]

only scars on my soul

[harvey_beast]

As your long standing friend / pseudo brother I feel compelled to point out that you got your butt kicked by hippie breakfast meat. Now that I have pointed out your failings as a man and a hunter I would like to say that the line about chunks of bird gave me lovecraftian visions of you standing in a bathroom pulling ducks and chickens out of your nose.

[nathanielraven]

HAH. that's an awesome visual.

I found the sourcebook for call of cthulu in a used book store and was sifting through it recently, I'm sad we never finished the abomination's campeign.

[katy74katy33]

I just realized: probably one of the most important things in life is being around the people you love ...

Paris Hilton doesn't think so ... did you see her last video? She is realy NUDE! I saw this video on BBC today!

Crazy people around us!

[everwhat]

You know, all the times you mentioned my writing ability, when I always said it came down to being willing to sit down and write about the experience of eating the perfect hot dog?

This is pretty much what I was talking about. You just wrote your first "perfect hot dog" story.

It's been literally years since an lj entry actually made me laugh out loud, to the point of people around me asking what was so effin' funny. Well done.

Also, what really made the story complete for me was a couple of small children trying to migrate your death throes to elsewhere so that they could use the bathroom.