ANTS ATTACKED MY MOBILE!!

[nathead]

I was waiting for Pete to call me to let me know if my car was ready so I took my phone with me whilst I hung out washing. I didn't have a pocket so I put my phone down on a tree stump. In the 5-10 minuntes it took me to hang everything up, ants had completely covered my phone!! I had to throw it on the grass and wipe them off with a shirt... to

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[spininraw]

Ants must've thought your phone looked like floor pie. =0P

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.