Question one
Time: Present
Question For: S. Italy
Question: Are you, like, constantly PMSing or something? You certainly are mean to people who love you/are nice to you.
Question two
Time: Past
Question For: Turkey
Question: What the hell is up with you and those fezzes?
Question three
Time: Present
Question For: Spain
Question: Y yo que te quiero tanto, ¿qué voy a hacer? Ya no tengo ganas de vivir, porque no te puedo convencer que no te vendas, Antonio.
Also: Dear mods, why are there not tags for these three countries, plus a few others?