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Someone please explain fuck buddies to me.
Me: *is busy at work* phone beeps. WP message.
Fuck buddy: You still at work? I'm picking you up.
Me thinks: what the hell?? Well it's raining... OK!
Fuck buddy: *acts like a boyfriend during the whole evening*
That was... Tuesday?
Then tonight
*phone beeps*
Fuck buddy: is my geisha available tomorrow morning? :-)
me: what the fuck?
Fuck buddy: I want to come over, I have some free time at around 9
me: well, excuse me darling but no, thank you. I want to sleep 'til noon.
Fuck buddy: you're saying no to sex? what is wrong with you? are you sick???
me: No. For your info I'm not sthg you just use whenever the fuck you want and then you can ignore.
Fuck buddy: I don't know what happened to you in the past few months...
me: I've changed.
Fuck buddy: well I'm coming anyways. I hope you open the door. Otherwise I can come back after 2 p.m.
I will never understand men.
I need my pup. Where is she?
Me: *is busy at work* phone beeps. WP message.
Fuck buddy: You still at work? I'm picking you up.
Me thinks: what the hell?? Well it's raining... OK!
Fuck buddy: *acts like a boyfriend during the whole evening*
That was... Tuesday?
Then tonight
*phone beeps*
Fuck buddy: is my geisha available tomorrow morning? :-)
me: what the fuck?
Fuck buddy: I want to come over, I have some free time at around 9
me: well, excuse me darling but no, thank you. I want to sleep 'til noon.
Fuck buddy: you're saying no to sex? what is wrong with you? are you sick???
me: No. For your info I'm not sthg you just use whenever the fuck you want and then you can ignore.
Fuck buddy: I don't know what happened to you in the past few months...
me: I've changed.
Fuck buddy: well I'm coming anyways. I hope you open the door. Otherwise I can come back after 2 p.m.
I will never understand men.
I need my pup. Where is she?