I learned in my high school German class that "Ich bin voll," which many of us took to mean "I am full," actually means, in slang terms, "I am pregnant." So with that in mind, voila!

edit: sorry guys, I'm not really with child. that big ol' bump was due to me pigging out on Sweet Tomatoes all night. but holy shit, doesn't it look convincing?


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Friday - we went into the city to pick up an 8mm projector and sat in the Safeway parking lot in the Castro for a good half hour, using their toilet and smoking and being indecisive. We decided it was time to leave when we noticed funny business going on in the gargantuan truck next to ours, the one that pulled in the same time that we did. ( Read more... )

So far in 2006 I've managed to have a mini breakdown, come back to California, shack up with my new man/boyfriend/partner/gigolo/manwhore, get sort of disowned by my parents for shacking up with said dude, get my first yeast infection, then cure said yeast infection with a combination of garlic tampons and frozen yoghurt fingers.

yum!

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I had a dream about Richard Belzer last night. Richard Belzer and his equally sexy friend/brother who looked much too much like him. I kept trying to get it on with Richard Belzer. I kept trying to seduce him. I woke up before I could even find out if my advances were successful.

so what are you thankful for?

Today marks the official countdown; one month left until my depature.

( here is a humongous photo from my new camera. )

I got my camera I got my camera I got my camera! Then I went right out and bought it a bag and lens cleaning cloth and hand strap. I don't mind because it's my baby. I had bought a 1gig memory card last week because I was so excited. The guy at Ritz camera said I made a good choice. I've been fooling around with it all today. I need to read the ( Read more... )

this is what I want right now:

I want to be sick with a cold. and I want gareth to be sick too. and I want to stay in bed with him for days and be sick and complain and watch TV and sleep.

Earlier I was reminded of a romantic encounter I had while in London by christopher. I had completely forgotten about it and now it's given me a nice warm fuzzy feeling. Too bad none of you will ever know, except for Christopher, who is always on the receiving end of my girly secrets, and sometimes I swear he knows more about me than I do. That, ( Read more... )