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[natty_boy]

I was not amused by yesterday's curse.

At all.

I wouldn't have minded so much if Kitty were here.

That being said, the deities' ploy to get me to tan was unsuccessful. I'm English; I'm supposed to be pale.

Comments

[mojomolly]

Everybody's down on the naked curse. All the city needed was to add in a giant burning straw man and you'd have a great art festival.

[natty_boy]

Some people enjoy being clothed, Miss. I know there were several of the affected wandering the streets like any other day, so not all of us minded.

[mojomolly]

Are all the curses this weird?

Heh, the name's Molly, I'm kind of new.

[natty_boy]

Ah, welcome, Ms Molly.

Some are, yes. There was a curse a few months ago that turned everyone into animals.

[lionrampante]

Isn't that a bit of a stereotype?

[natty_boy]

Well, yes. I suppose I should have said a member of the English Parliament. We rarely venture outside to the light of day.

[lionrampante]

You're a member of Parliament?

I suppose that's true, but that would be the case for anyone with desk job.

[natty_boy]

One of, if not the, youngest minister, yes. You're from London?

Which is all I've really had. Not that I mind it, I can't exactly see myself having done anything else.